Monday, January 24, 2011

I thank you

1.       1. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still
2.       2. Sign on the lawn at drug rehab centre: Keep off the grass
3.       3. A midget fortune-teller escaped from prison. Police are looking for a small medium at large
4.       4. A soldier who survived mustard gas & pepper spray is a seasoned veteran
5.       5. In democracy, it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your count that votes
6.       6. When cannibals eat a missionary, do they get a taste of religion?
7.       7. A vulture boards a 747 holding 2 dead racoons. “Sorry sir,” says the stewardess, “Only one carrion per passenger”
8.       8. A dog that gave birth to puppies at the roadside was cited for littering
9.       9. A hole has been found in a nudist camp wall. Police are looking into it
10.   10. A man sent ten amusing wordplays to ten friends in the hope that at least one would make them smile. No pun in ten did

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