no pun in ten did

1. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still
2. Sign on the lawn at drug rehab centre: Keep off the grass
3. A midget fortune-teller escaped from prison. Police are looking for a small medium at large.
4. A soldier who survived mustard gas & pepper spray is a seasoned veteran
5. In democracy, it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your count that votes
6. When cannibals eat a missionary, do they get a taste of religion?
7. A vulture boards a 747 holding 2 dead racoons. “Sorry sir,” says the stewardess, “Only one carrion per passenger”
8. A dog that gave birth to puppies at the roadside was cited for littering
9. A hole has been found in a nudist camp wall. Police are looking into it.
10. A man sent a list of amusing wordplays to all his friends in the hope that at least one would make them smile. No pun in ten did.