- She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still
- Sign on the lawn at drug rehab centre: Keep off the grass
- A midget fortune-teller escaped from prison. Police are looking for a small medium at large.
- A soldier who survived mustard gas & pepper spray is a seasoned veteran
- In democracy, it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your count that votes
- When cannibals eat a missionary, do they get a taste of religion?
- A vulture boards a 747 holding 2 dead racoons. “Sorry sir,” says the stewardess, “Only one carrion per passenger”
- A dog that gave birth to puppies at the roadside was cited for littering
- A hole has been found in a nudist camp wall. Police are looking into it.
- A man sent a list of amusing wordplays to all his friends in the hope that at least one would make them smile. No pun in ten did.
I will sing my Jesus' story, To Him all my heart belongs: I will sing of thorns and glory, I will sing Salvation's Songs.
Saturday, August 09, 2014
no pun in ten did
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